America shops -- You are here -- A mouse hole -- Dude, where's my car? -- Why malls fear freedom -- I brake for Meanderthals -- Nose and toes -- Sex and the mall -- The Charmin challenge -- Status anxiety and back pockets -- Fun -- Hands-free shopping -- Pushcarts rule -- Mall cuisine -- Breakfast at Cartier -- A man and his mall -- Who is your dad? -- Malls of the world -- Where the girls are -- The mall touch -- Short hills or Seoul? -- Other venues -- Scenes from a mall -- The postmall world.