A false restoration : "Some people think it's inappropriate to draw a moral line. Not me. For our children to have the lives we want for them, they must learn to say yes to responsibility ... yes to honesty." -- dishonest candidate : "I have been very candid about my past." -- dishonest campaign : "I'm a uniter, not a divider." -- Sudden-death lies : "[The votes] have not only been counted, they've been counted twice." -- Lying in office : "this is my solemn pledge : I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity." -- Tax policy cheat : "Tax relief for everybody ... while still reducing our national debt and funding important priorities." -- High-octane lies : "The American people need to have an honest assessment of [energy] issues." -- Hot air : "We must address the issue of global climate change." -- Stem cells and Star Wars : "This allows us to explore the promise and potential of stem cell research." -- September 11 : "We must uncover every detail and learn every lesson of September the 11th." -- Afghanistan : "[The] oppressed people of Afghanistan will know the generosity of America." -- White-collar lies : "I first got to know Ken [Lay in 1994]." -- Return of the tax policy cheat : "That sounds fair to me." -- In Iraq : "We'll reveal the truth." -- How he gets away with it (so far) : "I believe everybody should be held responsible for their own personal behavior." -- Afterword/Aftermath.